I may have to challenge you. I win Stupidity Contests all the time!
When I show them a pic of my wife they always admit defeat. Anybody dumb enough to marry something that ugly deserves to win a Stupidity Contest.
Although...sometimes at work I meet folks that actually are more stupid than me. They are usually In Charge.
Challenge accepted. After owning vehicles only from the 70s and 80s, I took a car (VW Jetta) to a shop after I was dumbfounded by an intermittent no-start issue that I couldn’t resolve no matter what I did.
The shop took a look at it and called me a couple hours later. “You just need to make sure the seatbelt is clicked in before you turn the key. That’ll be 100 dollars.” So there’s that.
To stay on topic, got a dial indicator and a Innovate LC-2 AFR gauge for Christmas- just spent some time finding a keyed power source in the fusebox while the family was relaxing