I like her face down,ass up....or asleep.Simetimes I rather just drink antifreeze that have a talk.....babe,where are,checking the antifreeze...hahaha.**** work.Sucky first day back.After 3 weeks off!Nice vacation.Most time off straight in 21 years!
So the day started off with a shower and shave...wife packed the lunch...I gathered up my ****,started the work truck...feed the dogs,smoke a cig,check gm squarebody one more time....15 min goes by.I go outside,open the door to a dinging truck.It says low oil pressure,will shut off soon.I freaked out,looked at the gauge.,.0.I turned it off,dug out the flashlight,oil just spewing all around the filter area.Get a piece of plywood,under I go.Those newer HDs sit low for a 4x4.Anyhow,filter is loose.Got a complete turn with oil slicked gloves,another 1/4 with oil off and bare hands.Mind you I am freaking pissed off!
Anyway,took a pic and texted my relief with good news of running behind,texted my boss.So,do I have any of this oil 5w 30,yep,because I change my kid’s Toyota whenever he’s down from school,I have 3 quarts 1 in 3 separate 5qt jugs,because his only takes 4.I live away from town,hoping it’s enough for oil pressure to make it to the truck stop,no one else is open at 4am.It was,I made it....38 dollars later for 4qts of mobile.I could choke that kid at the fast lube place.I even tipped that grease monkey when company truck,company oil change!
Drove an hour to work,was only an hour behind....and if I told you the rest of my day 40mph winds 55mph gust and the rest of it,you wouldn’t wanna go back either.
No,in the end,glad to have made it home safe,mama is cooking dinner and my dog is at my feet.****** A