sorry for dragging the post further off topic;
the reason so many members said 'scrap and send it to ME' is that USED to be a very common phrase.
it was ALWAYS intended to the person posing the question, that whatever they had, it was worth the responder's effort/money to have it and love on it.
if you venture to any other forum on any other topic, you WILL encounter this response again.
to translate into another verbage:
'sounds like you've got something i'd put time/effort into in a heartbeat'.
finally
, this forum has been around awhile. you might try 'reading the room' before you take offense at 49 other states and several other countries.
back to the OP:
shoot, sounds like way more trouble than it's worth. send it to me and i'll get that eyesore out of your sight!