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[89Suburban]

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/cto/2327255685.html

1968 gmc v6 stepside swb.

That truck is so bad ass, and quad GMC headlights make it mean look'n.

 

[RetroC10Sport]

http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-trucks-1998-Subaru-Impreza-Wagon-W0QQAdIdZ268172820

 

[RetroC10Sport]

Name: Brandon M.
Phone Number: 214-587-****
VIN: -----
Mileage: 57,000
Title: Clear and in hand
Contact info: PM, Email- ********@gmail.com or call 214-587-****
HOLY ****ING ****, THIS TRUCK IS AMAZING.

It's got a bed, yeah, thats right, a bed. You can put stuff in it and move around. HOLY ****, YOU COULD MOVE A COUCH WITH THIS THING. I KNOW THIS FOR A FACT, BECAUSE I'VE GOD DAMN DONE IT.

New tires on it? LESS THAN 5 THOUSAND MILES ON THESE TIRES? Good god, you're gonna get traction everywhere. Its got stock wheels, so you know for a fact that these bitches arent going to get stolen.

OH, YOU WANT SOME FEATURES? HOW ABOUT AN AM/FM RADIO? Thats right, you can even listen to music in this truck. Its ****ing incredible. When's the last time you wanted to listen to music while you were driving? Let me answer that question for you. ALL THE TIME. It's got manual windows. Thats right, manual ****ing windows made of GLASS. THIS IS AWESOME, FOR TWO REASONS. First, there's no faggoty motors to die and burn out on you, leaving you with a piece of **** window that wont roll up or down? WHO NEEDS WINDOWS THAT DONT MOVE? **** THAT ****. Second reason, with all that manual rolling up and down of windows, your arms are sure to get totally jacked and bitches love dudes with jacked arms. OH, CHECK IT OUT, A FULL SIZED SPARE TIRE. YOU GET FIVE TIRES WITH THIS TRUCK. Preposterous, you say? I'll ****ing slap you.

When's the last time you thought to yourself, "Man, I wish I had a harem of women I could plow through on a daily basis." Well, this truck doesn't come with one but it will certainly increase your chances of having one, with it's light grey interior. Dont worry about the one cigarette burn in the drivers side seat, you cant even see it when you're sitting on it you dumb mother ****er. Plus, I dont like to call them cigarette burns, I like to call them "awesome holes of justice and greatness." The rest of the interior is obviously the inspiration for the interior of the Bugatti Veyron, but the Veyron doesnt have two cup holders like this truck has. Oh, you got some groceries? You want to put them in the cab of a regular truck? **** YOU, THERES NOT ENOUGH SPACE. Thankfully, this truck has the extended cab without back seats, so you can put your milk, eggs, and gallons of liquid money in the cab with you where the ****ing amazing air conditioning is. Trust me bro, this AC is no joke. It blows imported air from the North Pole. This thing blows so cold that you'll swear you were in a meat locker filled with hot chicks in bikinis and stacks of cash. But the coldness wont bother you because you're a chill bro.

Oh, you wanna talk about the exterior? Alright, lets talk about the excessively awesome paint. The paint on this truck was originally going to be used to paint the Mona Lisa, but the painter of the truck was like **** that **** and painted the truck before they could use it on that ****ty canvas art. It is blue. The deepest, richest, fullest blue on the planet. The ocean can suck this paint's ****, its that blue. It makes the sky look like a little ****** compared to how rich this paint is. It's got a small dent on the bed from moving the tons and tons of ***** this truck will get you.

It's got a 6 cylinder engine. THATS RIGHT MOTHER ****ER, 6 CYLINDERS. The engine, designed by a team of F1 engineers, is made of diamonds and baby seal bones. It's had the oil changed every 3,000 miles meticulously by NASA engineers who moonlight as Victoria Secret models. It's got an automatic transmission that would make Mario Andretti weep, because it's so incredibly awesome. It even has a tow/haul function. The car is currently state inspected and will have no problem passing in the future. If it does have problems, you dont need to worry about it because this truck will punch everyone in the face who says it cant pass.

So, in short, you need to realize that passing up buying this truck is like passing up the chance to **** a supermodel on a bed made entirely out of money. It's like telling the Publisher's Clearing House to **** off when they say you've won a million dollars. It's like watching Twilight and enjoying it. Basically, its the gayest, worst thing you could possibly do.

Asking $10,000.

I'll upload pictures later, but its hard to take pictures when its covered in super hot naked chicks all day long.

 

[HotRodPC]

Name: Brandon M.
Phone Number: 214-587-****
VIN: -----
Mileage: 57,000
Title: Clear and in hand
Contact info: PM, Email- ********@gmail.com or call 214-587-****
HOLY ****ING ****, THIS TRUCK IS AMAZING.

It's got a bed, yeah, thats right, a bed. You can put stuff in it and move around. HOLY ****, YOU COULD MOVE A COUCH WITH THIS THING. I KNOW THIS FOR A FACT, BECAUSE I'VE GOD DAMN DONE IT.

New tires on it? LESS THAN 5 THOUSAND MILES ON THESE TIRES? Good god, you're gonna get traction everywhere. Its got stock wheels, so you know for a fact that these bitches arent going to get stolen.

OH, YOU WANT SOME FEATURES? HOW ABOUT AN AM/FM RADIO? Thats right, you can even listen to music in this truck. Its ****ing incredible. When's the last time you wanted to listen to music while you were driving? Let me answer that question for you. ALL THE TIME. It's got manual windows. Thats right, manual ****ing windows made of GLASS. THIS IS AWESOME, FOR TWO REASONS. First, there's no faggoty motors to die and burn out on you, leaving you with a piece of **** window that wont roll up or down? WHO NEEDS WINDOWS THAT DONT MOVE? **** THAT ****. Second reason, with all that manual rolling up and down of windows, your arms are sure to get totally jacked and bitches love dudes with jacked arms. OH, CHECK IT OUT, A FULL SIZED SPARE TIRE. YOU GET FIVE TIRES WITH THIS TRUCK. Preposterous, you say? I'll ****ing slap you.

When's the last time you thought to yourself, "Man, I wish I had a harem of women I could plow through on a daily basis." Well, this truck doesn't come with one but it will certainly increase your chances of having one, with it's light grey interior. Dont worry about the one cigarette burn in the drivers side seat, you cant even see it when you're sitting on it you dumb mother ****er. Plus, I dont like to call them cigarette burns, I like to call them "awesome holes of justice and greatness." The rest of the interior is obviously the inspiration for the interior of the Bugatti Veyron, but the Veyron doesnt have two cup holders like this truck has. Oh, you got some groceries? You want to put them in the cab of a regular truck? **** YOU, THERES NOT ENOUGH SPACE. Thankfully, this truck has the extended cab without back seats, so you can put your milk, eggs, and gallons of liquid money in the cab with you where the ****ing amazing air conditioning is. Trust me bro, this AC is no joke. It blows imported air from the North Pole. This thing blows so cold that you'll swear you were in a meat locker filled with hot chicks in bikinis and stacks of cash. But the coldness wont bother you because you're a chill bro.

Oh, you wanna talk about the exterior? Alright, lets talk about the excessively awesome paint. The paint on this truck was originally going to be used to paint the Mona Lisa, but the painter of the truck was like **** that **** and painted the truck before they could use it on that ****ty canvas art. It is blue. The deepest, richest, fullest blue on the planet. The ocean can suck this paint's ****, its that blue. It makes the sky look like a little ****** compared to how rich this paint is. It's got a small dent on the bed from moving the tons and tons of ***** this truck will get you.

It's got a 6 cylinder engine. THATS RIGHT MOTHER ****ER, 6 CYLINDERS. The engine, designed by a team of F1 engineers, is made of diamonds and baby seal bones. It's had the oil changed every 3,000 miles meticulously by NASA engineers who moonlight as Victoria Secret models. It's got an automatic transmission that would make Mario Andretti weep, because it's so incredibly awesome. It even has a tow/haul function. The car is currently state inspected and will have no problem passing in the future. If it does have problems, you dont need to worry about it because this truck will punch everyone in the face who says it cant pass.

So, in short, you need to realize that passing up buying this truck is like passing up the chance to **** a supermodel on a bed made entirely out of money. It's like telling the Publisher's Clearing House to **** off when they say you've won a million dollars. It's like watching Twilight and enjoying it. Basically, its the gayest, worst thing you could possibly do.

Asking $10,000.

I'll upload pictures later, but its hard to take pictures when its covered in super hot naked chicks all day long.

Somebody spun a few bearings up top.

 

[89Suburban]

That's funny as ****.

 

[RailRiderHD]

Lol

 

[RetroC10Sport]

http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/2332125183.html

 

[89Suburban]

http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/2332125183.html

Gtir done man!!!!! Damn why can't I find something like that round here....

HR, go get it!

 

[HotRodPC]

http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/2332125183.html

Gtir done man!!!!! Damn why can't I find something like that round here....

HR, go get it!

Its nice, but not a Fo Buh Fo !!!

 

[RetroC10Sport]

Yep, tuba fart...But it's a cheap tuba fart...If it were a miniquad truck with power mirrors, I'd get it.

 

[89Suburban]

****, I'd snap that up in a heartbeat. I used to have a two-buh with a posi rear, 1/2 ton, barn doors, I loved that truck.

 

[RailRiderHD]

I don't want the burb but i'd like to have that grill guard, lol

 

[RetroC10Sport]

http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/2332600979.html

3/4T 4x4 Burban for $1800

 

[RailRiderHD]

http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/2332600979.html

3/4T 4x4 Burban for $1800

Hmmmmm... me like that

 

[HotRodPC]

http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/2332600979.html

3/4T 4x4 Burban for $1800

To much. They are around. I seen one for $1500 here in OKC that looked nice with a brand new motor in it. They have bought a long block crate. Put the pan gasket on wrong, it was leaking, and they got disgusted and said to hell with it. The thing had 50 miles on the new motor and he was sick of it, and just wanted it gone. I didn't have $1500 and he wasn't taking any less, cuz he had $1500 in the new crate motor and that's all he wanted back out of it.

I've seen a couple others for $1200-$1300 too that were in fair shape. That one up there don't even have seats in it. He's asking K5 prices for that one.