LAST NIGHT!
04-04-2019
0330
I luck. out. at work and find about four feet of bailing wire.
Eureka!
I decide to "take a break" and try to wire my exhaust off of the ground.
The ghetto-ness underneath my poooor Camaro! The pipe BROKE.
I knew I could scrape a clamp SUPER EASY...The y-pipe broke at the union and dropped the formerally clamped straight pipe to the pavement. That piece of pipe looked like the pieces I showed you dudes from underneath the Blazer? I think it was in 3 or 4 pieces...super terrible, sounded like beaten rat's ass but looked worse. Like they put a bunch of 2 foot pieces together to run from front to back. That's all Dr.Suave had? Bah!
You saw the video..you heard thr magna blow soundin all ghetto.
It didn't pop out of the muffler, it separated a little bit upstream at some other unnecessary joint that wasn't welded either.
Plus there is the butched up connections of straight pipe where the convertor should be.. I assume only one convertor.
Anyways. That entire contraption is attached to my car by a heater hose connected fresh air pipe from the smog pump. That's all.
The smog pump saved me.
The smog pump saved me.
The smog pump saved me.
I pulled the IROC up on a curb real slick and ninja style -with no exhaust- and split my wire in two and tried to hang the pipe good enough to get home.
I'm in uniform wearing a vest and a belt...got r dun. No problem. Shift ends at 0700.
Later I found a ball of string on a forklift and revisited the exhaust since I had enough length to PULL ON. Got it tucked up perfectly acceptable to hit the highway 20 miles home.
Everything was going FINE until it wasn't.
I was about 4 miles from home, gettin off the highway the front caught something and I drive over the four pieces of exhaust pipe at around 60.
Miles per hour.
Yeah...
I hardly even knew. Actually I didn't know because there was the scraping sound again...
SUPER HAPPY I was the only car at that off ramp and there had been nobody behind me because my story is true, every word of it.
I brought the string with me
just in case and I figured there was only 4 miles to go, i'll just retighten and pull it back up . Maybe run a new string real quick..
Looked under the car and the contraption pipe was GONE.
****.
It WAS attached with baling wire to my torque arm!
Glad I didn't KILL ANYBODY.
What I heard that was still scraping was the metal part of the fresh air tube.
I rode it home like that. Fucc it.
I'm going back to Sooner Muffler on Monday.
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Now working 84 hours a week. My client is a national chain!