Comedians. Comedians everywhere.... Lol. Twinturbo was on the right track-I'm working on a 53 Olds with vacuum wipers, for a neighbor that's tight on cash. Its the same Trico system that started with the model T's. Got the wipers going, but the seal in the washer pump is borderline. Not a big deal if they don't work to my neighbor, but I'm here, so I'd like to get them going if possible. A company bought out all the Trico NOS parts. They won't sell you a seal, but will rebuild your pump (that takes 30 seconds to disassemble) with a new seal for 100 bucks plus s/h. Genius on their part, but sucks for the consumer. SO, that's where I'm at. Think I'll try the oil. Kinda curious about it now. Then some petroleum jelly.....
Proof I'm not gay- yeah, I got the guinea pigs and gerbils mixed up.... Lol