http://tricities.craigslist.org/cto/5045375307.html
I've got a 93 grand Cherokee that needs a new home. 4.0 engine, automatic, 4wd.
Currently has no brakes, will need to be towed.
Rough interior, headliners all ****** up and ****. Some plastic peices are just chillin, not really serving a purpose anymore.
Hail damage, looks like a monkey on cocaine came and beat the **** out of it with a hammer.
Driver side door does not latch entirely (apparently a common issue), but you won't like... Fall out of the bastard or anything. Just be a certified ******* badass and take the doors off.
Passenger headlight is busted, but who needs to see at night anyway.
Passenger rear window is off track, held up with a big ass flathead. Screwdriver comes with the vehicle for a low low price!
Hatch does not open, so you can't make sweet love to your wife at the drive in theater, sorry.
Gas gauge does not work, but you get roughly 300 miles to a tank, so as long as you watch your mileage, you're good. You'll be alright.
Overall, a pretty rough vehicle, but still runs and will drive, just needs pads and rotors. ***** If your ******* texts me and asks if you can test drive it, I'm going to redirect you to this ad, and tell you to read carefully again. I AM NOT handing over the keys to my vehicle, in my name, knowing the vehicle DOES NOT STOP and LETTING YOU TAKE A JOYRIDE. **** you mean? I ain't trynna catch a lawsuit and I ain't gunna be responsible when you wreck this pile of **** into someone/something. You can take my word and respect that I'm trying to protect myself, AS WELL AS YOU AND OTHERS, or you can continue your search elsewhere and get over it. *****
I won't BS you, as I know this thing is kind of a piece of ****. But it would make a great off-road vehicle, if you're into that kinda thing.
First person that comes with a trailer and puts money in my hand can take it home. Located in Kingsport, TN. Texts ONLY, please. I work late, which means I sleep late, and of course I can't talk on the phone at work, so your chances of reaching are slim to none if you try to call.
Actually your chances are none, because I won't answer, because I'll probably be annoyed that you either woke me up from my beauty sleep or you're interrupting work. Thanks for understanding y'all.