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Where do you even begin to enter something like that? I mean, you know??? Where do you put your willy??? There must be 60 rolls to choose from. Do you get a sweaty one, or is there really any chance finding a *** up in there somewhere?? NO CAN DO Buddy, That's all you right there Retro !!! :puke:

If you have to ask, you're not well endowed...:rofl:
 

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Buddy, I can break a skinny girl in half right up the middle, but the minute I have push up a load of lard to her face and tell her to hold on to that, to get in it, I'm not interested.

WTF, have to take a sling with you to the bedroom to hang her gut up around her neck so can find the damn ***. NOOOOO, not for me Dawg !!! NO FAT CHICKS !!!
 

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Buddy, I can break a skinny girl in half right up the middle, but the minute I have push up a load of lard to her face and tell her to hold on to that, to get in it, I'm not interested.

WTF, have to take a sling with you to the bedroom to hang her gut up around her neck so can find the damn ***. NOOOOO, not for me Dawg !!! NO FAT CHICKS !!!

You mean no hitch ball warmers. :D
 

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You mean no hitch ball warmers. :D

Nope !!! If she can sit on a 5in ball and make it disappear, I'm done !!! Before I even get started.
 

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Pics of said girls?

Here they are buddy. No Can Do buddy !!!

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:sad72: poor gmt400 tailgate :eek:
 

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:sad72: poor gmt400 tailgate :eek:

Yeah, it's supposed to be a Ford, but by the Tailights, and I do believe that appears to be a Heartbeat of America window sticker. Girls be getting down on Retro's Indy Project.
 

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yeah, looks to be a 95-98 chevy. I guess it shows they can take the abuse! :Sumo:
 

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Yup and that they can carry 2 head of cattle at the same time.
 

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Maybe he don't count granny? :think: but nice truck non the less.
 

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Maybe he don't count granny? :think: but nice truck non the less.

Prolly not and that is wrong. The damn thing has 4 forward speeds so it's a fuggin 4 speed. Just like idgits calling a A833 a 3 speed with overdrive. NO, it's 4 speed with overdrive, not a 3 speed AND overdrive, or in this case, 3 speed AND Granny Low. It's a 4 speed with Granny Low aka Compound Low.

Turbo 350 is a 3 speed Auto, how many people you calling a 700r4 a 3 speed? You don't.

RANT OVER !!! :rofl:
 

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lol, point taken sir.
 

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Boy, this thread was touch and go for a minute :mfr_omg:

yeah, looks to be a 95-98 chevy. I guess it shows they can take the abuse! :Sumo:

Lol, remember that commercial they had in the early/mid 90's were they dropped a load of gravel into the bed of the truck? They could of just dropped those two beauts in the back of the truck :rofl:
 

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