Delusional full-size mattress, depressed box spring, bed rails - $40 (NW Austin)
Date: 2011-11-26, 11:26PM CST
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Full size mattress and box spring with bed rails. Mattress is in good condition, has been used for about four years (with cover on it.) Unfortunately the mattress believes itself to be a giraffe and I can't put up with its tragic delusion any longer. It's constantly trying to move the savanna and graze on trees and I don't have the heart to keep making up excuses. Please note that I have a cat, there's never been any soiling or such but some allergens are possible. Mattress may also take some time to warm to new people because the cat has been kind of a dick about the whole giraffe thing.
The box spring knows very well that it's just a box spring, and is all up in an existential tizzy about it. It's all "only good for holding up mattress" this and "forget I'm even there" that. If it could move it'd be cutting itself. Box spring has been scratched up on one end by cat, and the lining on the bottom has come loose and frayed a bit. Easy fix, still works perfectly well as a box spring if you can ignore all of the bitching and moaning.
The rails are metal, and they hold the box spring up off the ground a bit. They're inanimate objects and thus have no thoughts, feelings, dreams, opinions or desires. It's kind of sad, really.
$40 for the whole set, or best offer. You pick up. Let me know if you have any questions. I'll take this down once it's gone. Please hurry; an actual giraffe moved into the complex and it's getting awkward.
