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Have you been combing Craigslist for a swank looking futon with just the right amount of cat pee smell? If so, I have great news for you!!
This queen size futon has a solid oak frame, and a high quality custom made 1960's style retro cover, (the cover by itself cost me $120). It also comes with TWO cat pee stains!
"Two, you say? But what if I want cat pee stains on BOTH sides of my mattress?" That's the best part! In her genius, Maisey The Cat put one stain on EACH SIDE!
Here's a picture of Maisey The Cat, you know, the one that peed on my futon. Maisey is long gone, but her delicious pee smell lives on to be enjoyed by you and your loved ones. Nothing is more Classic Craigslist than a futon that smells slightly of cat pee. Don't miss this opportunity!
ALL UNREASONABLE OFFERS WILL BE CONSIDERED!
Message Julian if interested.
Yes, it's still available.
QUESTIONS FROM CL USERS:
"On a scale of 1-10, how bad does it smell?" If you stick your nose right up in there, 3. If you're standing next to it, 0. The offending stains are over a year old, and were treated, (unsuccessfully), with enzyme the day they happened.
"Does the frame smell?" No.
"Can I have the frame?" Yes, and I'll throw in a free mattress.
"Can you deliver it to me?" Sorry, delivery not included in the price of 'free'.
"What became of Maisey?" Maisey is a feral cat. She was re-homed to my gf's house. She now lives outdoors, only coming inside when she wants to make demands or sleep in her cat tree.
