Hah, that Samurai actually sounds like an awesome little rig. I bet it's unstoppable offroad.
But yeah I wasn't trying to poke fun, I literally was just curious, that all makes sense. I never knew about the wheelbase/frame length and width differences, I guess I never really thought about it and assumed they were just the exact same just with a closed in bed and different fuel tank location. Learn something new every day.
And I can totally see how the tailgate would be a pain with your current configuration, at first I assumed it did have barn doors and was actually surprised to see it had a tailgate with the welded doors/windows. For what I use my Suburban for I much prefer the gate, but in your case I would want doors too.
I'm serious though, I'd still take you up on the tailgate guts. My window mechanism is all in order, the rollers were gone and the glass seized up on the previous owner so he broke the glass trying to get the gate open (I bought it with a trash bag for a rear window). First thing I did before driving it home was replace the rear windshield. I made some modifications to replace the sliders with something more permanent. Almost lost a finger in the process, guillotined my left hand with the spring loaded window regulator and smashed the **** out of my ring finger, drove the truck severely overloaded cross country in a finger splint, was fun. It healed all messed up looking and it's really hard to get my wedding ring on and off now lol. Anyway when dude broke the window he must not have realized about the "window safety switch" or whatever you call it and tried to pry the tailgate open (from several angles), so the latches/handle/linkages are all bent to **** and barely work. I have to leave the inner panel unscrewed and pull on the linkages to get the gate open, but I still have to put the carpeted trim panel back on before closing the gate every time (which I have to slam hard as hell on one side) because that's what the inner gasket is attached to and it rattles/ leaks without it. I've messed with it a couple times over the years and made it worse, now I have to press in on the window when rolling it down or else it gets hung up on something in there, and sometimes the latch really doesn't want to open/close. Using the tailgate is often a 5 minute ordeal these days, very impractical. The torsion bar/hinges and window regulator which normally give everyone trouble are the only parts of mine that DO work lol. I'd need the linkage, latches, and handle.
Anyway, cool project. Definitely not what I would do with my burb, but I can't say I don't dig it. Hope you find the time to finish it all up soon