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LolSo there I was minding my own business just looking through the recent threads and BAM.....There it was. A bunch of bruised feelings and panties all wadded up getting some tie-dyed skid marks.
Fellas, Fellas, Fellas,,,,,,Don't be hollaring at your screen. Grab an earlobe and repeat after me....
WooooooooooSaw! WoooooooooSaw! WooooooooSaw!
Haha, your wording is perfect.So there I was minding my own business just looking through the recent threads and BAM.....There it was. A bunch of bruised feelings and panties all wadded up getting some tie-dyed skid marks.
Fellas, Fellas, Fellas,,,,,,Don't be hollaring at your screen. Grab an earlobe and repeat after me....
WooooooooooSaw! WoooooooooSaw! WooooooooSaw!
SH!T.....I can't go 10 minutes on this forum without laughing my ass off.Nobody's hollering at the screen. We're all LOMFAO.
"The Jail Whisperer" lol, that's good. I like that. I'm already a 6 deep of 10% beer and halfway through a fifth of Goose. LOL. My tolerance for dumb has reached 0% and my Sarcasm level is at 100%. more alcohol is the last thing I need, lol.I'm at work (in a jail) dealing with DUI subjects. They all come in all kinds of upset. But bottom line......they are going to sit for a while and sober up. Now, I don't want to sit here all night listening to them beat on the glass, trying to tell me why it is so wrong for the po-lease to have drug their sorry drunk butts up in here.
So I strap on a gun and pin on a badge and become........."The Jail Whisperer"
Y'all just need to grab a beer and figure out what you truck part you are going to fix next.
"The Jail Whisperer" lol, that's good. I like that. I'm already a 6 deep of 10% beer and halfway through a fifth of Goose. LOL. My tolerance for dumb has reached 0% and my Sarcasm level is at 100%. more alcohol is the last thing I need, lol.
LOL, Sarcasm is what keeps the weak at bay."The Jail Whisperer" lol, that's good. I like that. I'm already a 6 deep of 10% beer and halfway through a fifth of Goose. LOL. My tolerance for dumb has reached 0% and my Sarcasm level is at 100%. more alcohol is the last thing I need, lol.
I was in that situation once. had a lap dancer on each knee, one of the guys I'd went to school with, looked over and says" what ever you do, don't hold yourself back on our account" about 3 minute later I was in the VIP room, lolI'll drink to that. Just need a stack of 10's and a lap dancer.
I know what you mean. One time in Thailand I had this tight little body all over me. But when she popped a boner before I did.....I knew it was time to........you know.........ask about the "happy ending".I was in that situation once. had a lap dancer on each knee, one of the guys I'd went to school with, looked over and says" what ever you do, don't hold yourself back on our account" about 3 minute later I was in the VIP room, lol
Bwahaha. It was Pattaya Beach.xc_hide_links_from_guests_guests_error_hide_media