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So there I was minding my own business just looking through the recent threads and BAM.....There it was. A bunch of bruised feelings and panties all wadded up getting some tie-dyed skid marks.

Fellas, Fellas, Fellas,,,,,,Don't be hollaring at your screen. Grab an earlobe and repeat after me....

WooooooooooSaw! WoooooooooSaw! WooooooooSaw!
 

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So there I was minding my own business just looking through the recent threads and BAM.....There it was. A bunch of bruised feelings and panties all wadded up getting some tie-dyed skid marks.

Fellas, Fellas, Fellas,,,,,,Don't be hollaring at your screen. Grab an earlobe and repeat after me....

WooooooooooSaw! WoooooooooSaw! WooooooooSaw!
Lol
 

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So there I was minding my own business just looking through the recent threads and BAM.....There it was. A bunch of bruised feelings and panties all wadded up getting some tie-dyed skid marks.

Fellas, Fellas, Fellas,,,,,,Don't be hollaring at your screen. Grab an earlobe and repeat after me....

WooooooooooSaw! WoooooooooSaw! WooooooooSaw!
Haha, your wording is perfect.
 

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I'm at work (in a jail) dealing with DUI subjects. They all come in all kinds of upset. But bottom line......they are going to sit for a while and sober up. Now, I don't want to sit here all night listening to them beat on the glass, trying to tell me why it is so wrong for the po-lease to have drug their sorry drunk butts up in here.

So I strap on a gun and pin on a badge and become........."The Jail Whisperer"

Y'all just need to grab a beer and figure out what you truck part you are going to fix next.
 

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I'm at work (in a jail) dealing with DUI subjects. They all come in all kinds of upset. But bottom line......they are going to sit for a while and sober up. Now, I don't want to sit here all night listening to them beat on the glass, trying to tell me why it is so wrong for the po-lease to have drug their sorry drunk butts up in here.

So I strap on a gun and pin on a badge and become........."The Jail Whisperer"

Y'all just need to grab a beer and figure out what you truck part you are going to fix next.
"The Jail Whisperer" lol, that's good. I like that. I'm already a 6 deep of 10% beer and halfway through a fifth of Goose. LOL. My tolerance for dumb has reached 0% and my Sarcasm level is at 100%. more alcohol is the last thing I need, lol.
 

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"The Jail Whisperer" lol, that's good. I like that. I'm already a 6 deep of 10% beer and halfway through a fifth of Goose. LOL. My tolerance for dumb has reached 0% and my Sarcasm level is at 100%. more alcohol is the last thing I need, lol.

I'll drink to that. Just need a stack of 10's and a lap dancer.
 

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"The Jail Whisperer" lol, that's good. I like that. I'm already a 6 deep of 10% beer and halfway through a fifth of Goose. LOL. My tolerance for dumb has reached 0% and my Sarcasm level is at 100%. more alcohol is the last thing I need, lol.
LOL, Sarcasm is what keeps the weak at bay.
 

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I'll drink to that. Just need a stack of 10's and a lap dancer.
I was in that situation once. had a lap dancer on each knee, one of the guys I'd went to school with, looked over and says" what ever you do, don't hold yourself back on our account" about 3 minute later I was in the VIP room, lol
 

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I was in that situation once. had a lap dancer on each knee, one of the guys I'd went to school with, looked over and says" what ever you do, don't hold yourself back on our account" about 3 minute later I was in the VIP room, lol
I know what you mean. One time in Thailand I had this tight little body all over me. But when she popped a boner before I did.....I knew it was time to........you know.........ask about the "happy ending".
 

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