I do not understand why they're not designed like every other header where the middle two ports go straight down.
Probably because they want a single design to fit as many applications as possibly. Most of the 73-87 pickup headers are also listed to fit trucks as far back as 1963. Well, also because the crossmember may be in the way. The best design would probably be "sloped back and down" on the two middle tubes, kind of like the 69-72 angled ram's horns.
Doug's Headers is one exception to the one-size-fits-all rule, but from the response to a message I sent them, they seem to be clueless about the Vortec head port difference, as well as the spark plugs being closer to the exhaust ports. Their message to me said the D300Y headers work with most angle plug heads. Hey, Doug's: Vortec heads have
relocated plugs, not angled plugs. How can you NOT know that about a very popular head that hot rodders have been using for nearly 20 years?
Here's their D310:
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And the D300 Tri-Y I asked them about:
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Seems like on any of them, the plugs wires are best routed straight down, back along the oil pan rail, and then up the back of the heads. The Tri-Ys might be an exception.